A Letter From Satan

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awake without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't evan bless your meals, or pray going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you.
I cannot tell how glad I am that you have not change your way of living. Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. He kicked me out of heaven and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay Him back.
You see fool, God loves you and He have great plans in store for you, but you have yeilded your life to me and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice.
This will really hurt God.Thanks to you. I'm really showing Him who's the boss in your life. With all the good times we've had...
We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, partying, stealing. lying, fornicating, and telling dirty jokes, gossipimg, backstabbing people, disrespecting adults and those in leadership positions, no respect for the church, bad attitudes. Surely, you don'twant to give this all up.
Come on, fool, let's burn together, forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "thanks" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life.
You are so gullible, I laugh at you, when you are tempted to sin, and you give in HAHAHAHAHAHA! You make me sick!
Sin is beginning to take its tool in your life. You look 20 years older, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach children how to sin. All you have to do is, smoke, drink alcoholic beverages, chrat and gamble, fornicate and listen and dance to the top 10 jams. Do all this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that.
Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to temp you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins, live for God with a litle bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still shining; it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you!
It's just that you'd make a better fool for Christ.